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If a dude saved your life would you do him ?
If a dude saved your life would you do him ? I've been collecting data on that question for quite a while now and overwhelmingly the answer seems to be "NO !" This boggles my mind , literally . "40 you've already blogged about this at least twice !" Yes , but here's the new wrinkle that occurred unto me today . I would bet that the vast majority of those selfsame women WOULD have sex with a dude to save their life . Which is pretty messed up if you think about it . Scenario 1 - A fireman pulls you from a burning building , later he says he wants to get it on - he is rejected . Scenario 2 - You're trapped in a burning building and a fireman appears - and he says he'll only get you out if you get him off first - half a second later he's getting sucked off like crazy . So as per usual asshole behavior is rewarded with sex and normal behavior gets you jack . Speaking of asshole behavior , I was alerted this weekend to the fact that one of the dudes who pioneered the whole "drugless Rohypnol" method of getting laid that was inexplicable a thing for a while has apparently come to the realization that one night stands are ultimately meaningless . And it is hilarious . Seeing a clueless moron experience a crisis of confidence in banging random chicks is rare and funny as all heck . "I'm not a man I'm a dancing clown" he says . I've always wondered if a douche can become a non douche , I hope that's what I'm witnessing , but instead he just seems to confused about what do to . As in if meaningless sex isn't the answer he doesn't know what the point of life is . It cracks me up hard . And finally , I realized today that if you want to fantasize about a superheroine while you're jacking off the best one to choose is Sue Storm/Reeds AKA the Invisible Woman . Think about it . I suppose women could fantasize about the Invisible Man Jack Griffon but I think women generally masturbate to the idea of a committed relationship . Or Channing Tatum - dirty commie . I thought about making a video of myself having sex with the Invisible Woman , but I think you'd need be a pretty decent performer to pull of that bit . Which I am not . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Mm mm Channing Tatum. Although his dancing appeal in Hail Caesar was somewhat negated by his gayness.
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I'd do a guy that saved my life - or at least give him a bj - provided I wasn't seriously injured. btw if you keep your eyes closed tight, every woman could be the Invisible Woman Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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So as per usual asshole behavior is rewarded with sex and normal behavior gets you jack . Only if jack is the activity and not the name of the fireman. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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