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That's why they call me Jimmy the Boob Puncher AKA Boob Punching Jimmy AKA Tit Fisto
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That's why they call me Jimmy the Boob Puncher AKA Boob Punching Jimmy AKA Tit Fisto You see there was a Jedi Master named Kit Fisto , that's why that's funny . Or at least there used to be , with the new movie a bunch of stuff that was canon isn't anymore . I'm surprised more nerds aren't freaking out about that . The point is you know a joke is funny when you have to explain it . There's a huge debate raging in nerdland currently over Bruce Wayne being a sociopath . In formulating my response I starting thinking , hey am I a sociopath ? I used to think that I couldn't be because I bawled like a baby when my cat died (and by died I mean I paid a doctor to murder him) but that's not even on the list . According to the internet (reputable) here's how you spot a sociopath ; Look for a lack of shame (I shame based so I'm safe here) See if the person is constantly lying (check) See if they are able to stay eerily calm in spite of circumstances (check) See if they are extremely charming -- at first (Ha , big no here , I'm never charming , but I wish I was , does that count) See if the person is exceptionally intelligent (Double ha , not at all , I am dumber than all the Jim Careys and Jeff Bridges in the world) See if the person is manipulative (Nah) Look for signs of instigating violent behavior (No) See if the person has a huge ego (I don't think so , although I am writing a blog . . . ) See if the person cannot hold eye contact (I used to have a big problem with this , the eyes are the windows of the soul you know , I think its weird that people go around with their eyes exposed - we should all be wearing shades) See if the person has few real friends (what does "real" mean ? Don't we all only have a few REAL friends ? ) See if the person likes to isolate you (I guess I do this , I don't like hanging around with other people's friends , nor do I usually want people hanging around with my friends - but its not like I care if they do it on their own ) See if the person is immature (Checkaroonidooni , although don't they say all men are immature ? Maybe all men are sociopaths , that wouldn't surprise me really) That's less than half , so I'm probably safe . Anyway , the point of this post is to ask - when dolls come to life are they always evil ? And Toy Story doesn't count because they didn't COME to life in that world all toys are alive all the time , they just pretend like they're not sometimes . I mean Chucky was clearly evil , but he was possessed by an evil dude right ? So that doesn't count really . Ted wasn't evil exactly but he was an asshole . I guess Kim Catrell in Mannequin wasn't evil that I recall , didn't she help the dude make displays or something ? Despite having watched that movie a bunch of times as a I don't really remember it . Was there a brief flash of nudity in that movie or why was I watching it ? I ask because I mentioned one my theory that one of my tiny co-workers is an extra-large American Girl doll come to life and everyone said "No , she's nice and dolls are always evil" but I feel like American Girl dolls are so creepy as dolls that it would flip if they came to life , such as normal dolls look cute but are evil when they come to life . I feel like there should be an movie about an American Girl doll coming to life already . Opportunity missed Hollywood . I suppose it depends in part on if they remember what happened to them before their awakening . Most dolls would probably be evil then . Sex dolls certainly would . I feel like there should be an movie about a sex doll coming to life already . Opportunity missed whoever makes porn . I want to say Pornywood but that's a little corny . Wood . Speaking of a while back I was talking to my pal the Lizard of Oz about the movie Ex Machina and I said "if you're going to make a sexrobot why would you make it sentient" and she said "otherwise it would be (banned word that rhymes with grape)" . At the time I didn't think anything of it but in retrospect that's a comment with far reaching implications . Is she suggesting I grape this thing twice a month ?  I don't think so . So what's the difference between that and a sexbot ? If its not sentient its not sentient right ? "Oh ho 40 , I have you now , what about chimps ? They're not sentient and you can't have sex with them !" Valid point , and I have no counterargument RE sexbots other than to say its different somehow . Maybe because they can't feel anything ? Like beating a is clearly wrong , but if you want to punch your car have it . "Now you've really done it 40 , are you saying if you drug a woman so she can't feel or remember anything you can have sex with her and that's okay you sick freak ?" No , I'm not saying that , I just feel like a sexbot without artificial intelligence is not grape . Maybe I'm wrong , I certainly can't come up with a cogent argument . People LOVE it when I do that thing where I have a conversation with myself . And let me be clear , I in no way want to have sex with a robot . Unless its one of the Cylons from BSG , you know , one of the lady ones . In other news doll lady was asking me for career advice today , which always weirds me out - that's like asking a homeless dude soaked in urine for career advice - and then she made it even weirder by mentioned that she looked on me as a "mentor" and a "father figure of sorts" . What . The . Fuck . Society is in bad , bad , BAD shape if young people are looking to me for whatever father figures provide . Maybe its just because I'm old and never hit on her . Even if she wasn't too young I would never go for a tiny lady because she'd be crushed to death . My huge-o cousin Joe is married to a woman who's like 5'1 maybe 80 pounds - how has she not been crushed to death by now is what I want to know ? I realize the woman can be on top , but is he cool with that ALL the time ? Anything else and one false move and she's toast . In conclusions maybe I'll stop watching your blog and see how you like it ! (Ego , manipulation , immaturity , oh no ! ) Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Having sex with a sexbot is fine for some that just wanna have sex - no touchy feely moments..just sex.."cum again please sir"(apu). It's not grape in that context. Grape is taking what wasn't given to you. I can only think sexbot grape is when one turns evil after much hollywood tweaking and goes on the run bonking whoever wherever - another loss to porn world?! Have a good one Duece.
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Chuck Vincent's Erotic Animation has sex toys cuming to life as well as assorted others. The Sonny Bono doll doing Miss Piggy has to be seen. There was also a mini GI Joe, black version, selling cookies to a lingerie clad brunette Barbi who ends up getting his head stuck inside her. His "muff"led yells for help are hysterical. Frank Zappa's song Cy Borg has Joe learning to speak German to talk to an eight person sex toy. Cy is flattered but already knew how to speak English. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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What about consensual sex with a sexbot but you have to gag him because you don't want him talking to you? Trying to dirty talk with his mechanical voice. Oh. yeah. baby. you're. so. fine. you're. going. to. make. me. blow. my. wad. I guess the gag would make it bdsm sexbot sex.   
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