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Axe Body Spray for Pets I never watched American Horror Story because but I thought this season looked pretty good so I checked it out . It’s not good at all but for some reason (stupidness) I haven’t thrown it out with the bathwater yet . The last episode I watched one of the witches wanted to do a spell to get pregnant and one of the ingredients (components I guess is what spells have not ingredients) was 2 ounces of her husband’s semen , although they called it “baby gravy” which almost made me delete the show right there . That is an insane amount of semen (that’s what she said) . Two ounces doesn’t sound like a lot but in semenland it really is . If you believe pervert scientist the amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation is around .5 milliliters average . A fluid ounce is about 30 milliliters and this chick needs 60 milliliters so we’re talking about 120 ejaculations which is exacerbated by the fact that the more frequent the ejaculation the less ejaculate there is , leading eventually to the so called “dry” ejaculation. One time someone said “ghost load” to me and I punched him right in the temple . Hard . All I’m saying is that she had a lot of harvesting to do . Also the hot young slutty witch got her throat slashed which was kind of a bummer but she wasn’t really hot enough to overcome her annoying personality anyway .  I think switchbugler should be slang for something but I can’t think of what . I hate change as much as the next person (unless we’re talking about money , then I love it because coins are neat) perhaps even more , but that being said everyone I work with needs to shut the French toast up . I have petitioned for the authority to choke the next person who says “That’s not my job” but sadly the motion is deadlocked in committee review (that’s democracy for you) . I have to side with management or big business or The Man or whatever you want to call whatever but I do have this to say – your job is whatever the fuck the person paying your check tells you it is . Barring anything illegal your job is whatever they say it is , and your know what your rights are ? To quit if you don’t like it and get a different job . Would I excited if they told me tomorrow my new job duties were to scrape gum off the sidewalk ? No (actually yes but I’m trying to make a point) but I would unhappily do it until I found a better job . I don’t care if you walk into the hospital where you work and suddenly it’s a Pringles factory – put down your stethoscope and start cutting up some potatoes or give your two week notice ; those are your choices . But I hear Pringles has a pretty good benefits packages so maybe check it out for a while first either way . And now for my favorite part of any blog – the hypocrisy . Every 11-17 months this happens and it makes my insides boil with the fury of a 1001 anally electrocuted minks at the moment of their death . The Big Bossman – 40 , since Pringles is leaving are you going to apply for their job ? 40Deuce – No , I don’t want that job . The Big Bossman – 40 , you’re really leaving us in a bind , the only reason we didn’t make Pringles an offer to get them stay is because we thought you would take their place . 40Deuce – Don’t you think you should have asked me if I wanted that position first ? The Big Bossman – 40 , I really wonder about you sometimes , you’re not a team player . Awkward silence . Then , 4 months later . The Big Bossman – 40 , here are you new job duties . 40Deuce – So basicially I’m doing Pringles job now on top of the job I already have ? The Big Bossman – Yes . No one applied for that position so we had to eliminate it . 40Deuce – Am I getting a raise ? The Big Bossman – There’s no money in the budget for that , times are tough . 40Deuce – Didn’t you just say you eliminated a position ? Awkward silence . The really funny thing about that story is that since they keep doing it you’d think I’d learn my lesson and apply for the shitty job I don’t want they’re going to force on me anyway so I can get the money I “deserve” . But I don’t . In other work complaining news one of the managers always says “mute point” instead of “moot point” no matter how many times I correct him . He’s done it so long and so consistently (that’s what she said) that some people are starting to think that’s the right way . It makes me sad . In work non-complaining news one of my co-workers said the other day they were afraid of/hate dolphins . Which seems like a weird thing to be afraid of in general given the perception most people have of dolphins but actually makes perfect sense given that they’re jerks in reality . This prompted someone else to admit they were afraid of squirrels . So of course they asked me what animal I was afraid of and I said “people” and of course I’m somehow the weird one even though you’re 88 billion times more likely to be hurt by your fellow humans than any animal ever . I was going to complain about some dumb blogs I read but that’s enough hypocrisy and complaining for one evening . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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That pic is freaking me out!!!! XXX
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"Team" is sometimes just another 4-letter curse word. At my place of employment, every job description includes "... and other related duties" so they can get around that bullshit. I'm at the 2nd-to-lowest pay scale, (there are only a few of the lowest in the Province - mostly file clerks), and a lot of the duties previously done by another group (which starts at a pay level 4 times above ours) have been off-loaded to my group. Whenever we complain, we get the "team" lecture. And of course, when it comes to a review of classifications - they always start at the top. Ours will be reviewed long after we have retired. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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No more GIFs please, or I'm going on comment strike (like you care).  
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I live in a condo place and the board president dude, who is a former teacher, no less, calls loam "loom" and it drives me beserk. A (college educated, English major, no less, master's degree'd) friend of mine once announced she needed to rent a "wench" to pull a big tree out of the pond next to her house. I don't know if the St. Pauli Girl is still around and that's exactly who I pictured hauling out the tree. I bet I have more of these but this comment is long enough already. *[blog charleyb223]*
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