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Monday's Moaners  

purpletrashcan 58F
9310 posts
8/2/2010 6:51 pm

Last Read:
9/7/2011 10:18 pm
Monday's Moaners
The Blonde

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellooooo! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Hellooooo! It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!!!

Pull My Fucking Hair!
purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
9/7/2011 10:12 pm

 Did I give ya a giggle?

Excellent!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


eternal1969 54M
1631 posts
8/18/2011 11:18 pm

 This was a good one


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 4:12 pm
    Quoting shyit:
    Good point
Glad ya got a giggle sexy!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 4:07 pm

 Right on! We would all be blonde!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 4:05 pm
    Quoting  :
Wouldn't that be nice......we'd all be blonde!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 4:03 pm
    Quoting Extramist:
    They must have paid for themselves if he never called back.
Wouldn't that be excellent if that was how it worked? LOL
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 3:50 pm
    Quoting rm_veroxxxfun:
    That is so funny, I'll have to use that some time!
LOL......ya think it will work?
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 3:49 pm
    Quoting  :
Awwwwww.......thanks sweetie! Purple blushes.......

My hair always lightens in the summer, it will get darker again come fall.
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 3:43 pm
    Quoting nil_a_wafer:
    Hum? Have you tried to buy anything else lately. I bet he is working on that.

    I have a "lost energy" tale to tell. I may post about it.
I will definitely back to read another one of your "tales'.......they are colorful!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 3:37 pm

 Oh you can use it.......but will it work? LOL
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 3:33 pm
    Quoting  :
I love you coming over to my site too! Hugs back!
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 3:31 pm
    Quoting stevenjosepht:
    Sort of deserves them right. But that is funny... Steven
LOL....does serve em right since those salesmen can be mighty pushy sometimes!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/7/2010 1:41 pm
    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    That is SO funny!
    I gotta try that sometime...
Ahhhhh yes.......think it will work?
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goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
8/7/2010 7:40 am

 That is SO funny!
I gotta try that sometime...


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/6/2010 6:49 pm
    Quoting mytbone5:
    That's funny as hell! I think this kind of stuff all the time, but have yet to think of this. Good times in your head I'm sure!
ROFLMAO

You sound like a man after my own heart!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/6/2010 6:44 pm

 LMAO
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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/6/2010 6:33 pm
    Quoting 469tall:
    Yeah, that'll teach them. LOL I have been getting calls from an outfit called "Account Services" and besides being on the national do not call registries and asking them several times to stop calling me. A couple of weeks ago I tried a different tactic. I dialed 9 at the appropriate time and said "Sure why not?" So the guy gets all excited and asks, "how much do I owe?" I replied, "nothing". There was a brief silence and he hung up. This week I got another call from these evil brain damaged people. This time when he asked, "Do you want to lower your interest rates" and I said "Sure, why not?" this guy hung up immediately. LOL He never asked the second question.

    Next time instead of using the above method, I am going to tell them I am busy at the moment and could I get a toll free number to call. Then the fun can really begin. Imagine an evil laugh here.
LMAO

I can clearly imagine the evil laugh!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


shyit 55M
1051 posts
8/4/2010 8:45 pm

 Good point


charliesexangel 61F
2936 posts
8/4/2010 3:05 pm

 Wonder if I could get away with that? LOL!
Fondly, Charlie's ex


Extramist 66M
14079 posts
8/3/2010 9:39 pm

 They must have paid for themselves if he never called back.
AKA The Clit Whisperer.


rm_veroxxxfun 60M
Ask me for a photo
6326 posts
8/3/2010 8:55 am

 That is so funny, I'll have to use that some time!
Stop by my blog and say hello [blog veroxxxfun]


nil_a_wafer 76M
Ask me for a photo

8/3/2010 4:02 am

 Hum? Have you tried to buy anything else lately. I bet he is working on that.

I have a "lost energy" tale to tell. I may post about it.
I'm a Real sucker for nipples
Originator of the Cock Salad


Cockeyedoptmist2 65M

8/3/2010 12:48 am

 lol . What a great response.

Wish I could use it.
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stevenjosepht 78M
3726 posts
8/2/2010 8:25 pm

 Sort of deserves them right. But that is funny... Steven


mytbone5 58M
1503 posts
8/2/2010 8:15 pm

 That's funny as hell! I think this kind of stuff all the time, but have yet to think of this. Good times in your head I'm sure!


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
8/2/2010 7:59 pm

 What the H,I've been a idiot for years.
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469tall 75M
16824 posts
8/2/2010 7:18 pm

 Yeah, that'll teach them. LOL I have been getting calls from an outfit called "Account Services" and besides being on the national do not call registries and asking them several times to stop calling me. A couple of weeks ago I tried a different tactic. I dialed 9 at the appropriate time and said "Sure why not?" So the guy gets all excited and asks, "how much do I owe?" I replied, "nothing". There was a brief silence and he hung up. This week I got another call from these evil brain damaged people. This time when he asked, "Do you want to lower your interest rates" and I said "Sure, why not?" this guy hung up immediately. LOL He never asked the second question.

Next time instead of using the above method, I am going to tell them I am busy at the moment and could I get a toll free number to call. Then the fun can really begin. Imagine an evil laugh here.


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