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Pets Safely Secured  

purpletrashcan 58F
9310 posts
11/23/2009 8:07 pm

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11/29/2009 2:49 pm
Pets Safely Secured
Well, purple's new pets have been safely secured ...... the cage has been modified to include three levels complete with ramps, lil hidey hole houses, toys, chew sticks, and soft bedding for.........3 cute lil rats!

The rats are all painfully obviously boys, so there will be NO unexpected "surprises".

The first one is black with a cute little white belly. I named him "Licorice Whip". He is a Rex so he has slightly curly whiskers and wavy fur. He's cute and best of all he is sweet and lets me hold him without any problems.

The second one is tan and white with a rather long tail. He makes the cutest quiet squeaking noises and has very soft fur. He definitely appears to be the smart one of the bunch so I named him "Einstein".

Then there is the third rat. He is black and white, also a Rex with very curly whiskers and quite wavy fur. He has a white tail despite the fact their tails are hairless. I thought he was super cute. He has some ahhhhhhh.....behavioral issues.......

He is Demon Spawn!

He terrorizes the cage, picks fights with the others, tears up anything, I do mean ANYTHING I put in the cage. He is hyper, he hops and jumps, hangs from the sides and ceiling, knocks over the cute lil hidey hole houses etc.......

I can't keep calling him "Demon Spawn", I have to come up with an appropriate name for the lil devil. It has to fit his evil persona though.

Can you think of a name that works?

Pull My Fucking Hair!
absolutelynormal 63F
6558 posts
12/1/2009 5:09 pm

 There used to be a show on Nickleodeon, DangerMouse ... however he's not a mouse... Count Ratula? RatZilla?


nil_a_wafer 76M
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11/30/2009 8:48 am

 randy ridlin is my choice. but too long.

how about? Rip Roar'n

teenager style mover and shaker huh?

Hi, Darling, I took some time off. I got bored with being horny around this place 24/7. Hi, oops I said that already.
I'm a Real sucker for nipples
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fireinheart23454 53M
7517 posts
11/29/2009 8:51 am

 Call him "Tastes like Chicken"! That'll give him something to think about!!!
"You can't fix stupid...."


purpletrashcan replies on 11/29/2009 2:36 pm:
ROFLMAO!



Thats a good one!

female_4_u_2_pla 41F

11/28/2009 1:14 am

 You don't have to name him send him my way and my cats will give him a work out and he will be very calm after that... LOL Glad you are doing better. Take care....

Vida
Hope everyon'e life is going great.

Vida


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:42 pm:
LOL.....I may just let your cat "wrok over" ole SCHITZO as we are currently calling him as we persue these excellent suggestions

shyit 55M
1051 posts
11/26/2009 9:51 pm

 Little Green Man or Little Devil?


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:40 pm:
"Lil Devil" is pretty cute........thanks hun

goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
11/26/2009 10:35 am

 A bad behaving rat?
What's your ex-boyfriend's name...


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:40 pm:
LOL......lately that may apply to "Lil Pete" (my boyfriend's member) LMAO

TheLazyDogg 64M

11/25/2009 8:53 am

 Mephistopheles. If you can spell it you can hold him....

And ohbytheway, I call things that piss me off an "infernal spawn of demons."


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:24 pm:
Demon Spawn was kind of sticking but it has morphed a bit into "Schitzo" for the time being while I peruse these excellent suggestions.

rm_stixxx62 62M
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11/24/2009 8:55 pm

 I think Rat Fink would be a good one


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:23 pm:
Excellent! I can hear me now....."You damn Rat Fink!"

ammizibad69 70M
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11/24/2009 7:39 pm

 Here are a couple more good ones

Flibbertigibbet - This word also has a historical use as a name for a fiend, devil or sprite. In Shakespeare's King Lear (IV, i (1605)), he is one of the five fiends Edgar (in the posture of a beggar, Tom o' Bedlam) claimed was possessing him.

Mephistopheles - In Doctor Faustus, Mephistopheles acts as a guide to Faustus. Mephistopheles is not only a speaker for the devil, but he is also seen as a possible lover to the character. In the play, Faustus asks Mephistopheles for a wife and, when he returns, the woman is just a devil in disguise as a woman.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:22 pm:
Those sound excellent.....but I may have trouble remembering them when needed. LOL I am perhaps not the most well read/literate one in the bunch.

Wo_Hya 65M

11/24/2009 6:51 pm

 My missie suggested you cal him "Brain" as in the cartoon TPinky & the Brain... Brain is a meglomaniac always trying to take over the world


purpletrashcan replies on 11/28/2009 8:20 pm:
LOL....I used to love that cartoon Pinky and the Brain!

alohagrl2 58F
4615 posts
11/24/2009 2:58 pm

 Brutus, Voldemort, or Damien lol
My words of Wisdom? "Aloha, My name is Mr. Hand" is my blog...


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 3:50 pm:
Oooooooohhhhhhh.......good ones aloha! You guys are so creative and helpful, purp appreciates it.

bodyandsoulforu 73M

11/24/2009 9:12 am

 How about TAZ? Not for Tazzerman2000, but for Tasmanian Devil.


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 3:55 pm:
LOL......cute! Or maybe Spazzy Tazzy, eh?

ammizibad69 70M
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2300 posts
11/24/2009 8:01 am

 Satanic Renegade

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 3:59 pm:
Good one, maybe Satanic Renegade 666, eh?

tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
11/24/2009 6:37 am

 Ratso... -tm
These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 4:07 pm:
Cute, but I was thinking maybe "Spazzy Tazzy" LOL

_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/24/2009 5:52 am

 Call them Faggy, Gay Boy and Homo and then let us know how soon the gay rat orgy begins. ( it'll be pretty soon I'm guessing and no offense to any genuine human homosexuals )

insert exploding bomb image here


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 4:49 pm:
LOL......well, there seems to be some squabbling going on, but if that is rat sex then I am glad I am not a rat!

SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
11/24/2009 12:23 am

 I would call him Bonkers.
Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 4:52 pm:
Bonkers is cute.......and pretty appropriate, but makes me think of a cartoon character more so than Demon Spawn LOL

Extramist 66M
14079 posts
11/23/2009 9:54 pm

 I'd call him Dwevil for doubly evil.
AKA The Clit Whisperer.


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 4:54 pm:
Dweevil.......hey, I like it! You guys are pretty darn clever, I knew I coykld count on you!

469tall 75M
16824 posts
11/23/2009 9:09 pm

 Remember the old comic strip "Denace the Menace"?


The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 4:55 pm:
Very clever.......Dennis the Menace is very fitting, yet somehow doesn't sound menacing enough.....LOL

Wo_Hya 65M

11/23/2009 8:49 pm

 Hmmm... pointlessly destructive & pure evil? A terrorist rat? I'd call him Osama (as in Bin Laden).


purpletrashcan replies on 11/24/2009 4:56 pm:
Osama........LOL, now thats a good one too. You guys are pretty darn clever and I knew I could count on you.

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