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HUMPDAY HUMOR
HUMPDAY HUMOR STUTTERING A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. My kitty raised his back, went "Fffff, Fffff, Fffff".............. and, before he could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate him!' The teacher wet her pants laughing. |
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omgggggggggggggggggg
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That was soooooo funny thanks for the laugh.
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8/12/2008 10:10 am |
Hey Purp~~Here Kitty Kitty; Here Kitty Kitty~~You had to be there Be Safe/Warm Hugs~~Bill I came into this world with nothing, and I have most of it left~~
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8/12/2008 7:03 am |
Very funny as always, Purp. Why is it so cold up there? Was in southern Michigan over the weekend and didn't feel like getting wet!! Way to much shrinkage!!!!
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Purple That was awsome. Still laughing my ass off Thanks a bunch
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purpletrashcan replies on 8/11/2008 1:06 pm: LMAO....a new twist on the dog ate my homework, eh? This just came to me. The new age equivalent to "the dog ate my homework" could be, "The dog/cat peed on my keyboard."
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I gotta remember that one!
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Oh SHIT that is funny!!!!! Women Women everywhere and not a pussy to eat......
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I think I wet my pants also. AKA The Clit Whisperer.
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8/7/2008 4:13 pm |
sweetie that was cute needed that laugh thank you your swwet friend huggs to you and throw in a few kisses hope your feeling better my sweeetie pire and your nose is all better huggs
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8/7/2008 1:49 pm |
Always wondered what the cats were trying to say when they go fffff.
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Oh how I look forward to these now. Stop by my blog and say hello [blog veroxxxfun]
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8/7/2008 5:16 am |
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8/7/2008 4:45 am |
Hope you are feeling better Purp. BP
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8/6/2008 11:27 pm |
THANKS... I NEEDED THAT FOR MY CAT LOVING FRIENDS... WHEN I TELL THEM I CAN NOT COME TO THEIR HOUSE OF CAT'S, BECAUSE I HAVE ASTHMA... I'LL BUY THEIR NEIGHBORS KID A ROTTWEILLER PUPPY LOVE YA' PLEASE MAKE IT A GOOD HABIT OF COMING TO MY BLOG DONN
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I don't think that story would work too well as a homework assignment either. I can see the title now, "The Rottweiler Ate My Pussy."
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